We took approximately an hour (an HOUR) to pick out the following: a sheet set and some towels. They were all a seafoam color that, after much deliberation, I thought was my favorite. Then when we were approaching the register something got to me. I don't know if it was the artificial lighting, or the music, or the sheer amount of stuff, or the effort of maneuvering a shopping cart through the very narrow aisles (to be fair, Jack did most of that), but I LOST IT. Completely. "Do I even like seafoam?" I asked Jack as real, grown-woman-tears, welled up in my eyes. Jack tried not to show excessive irritation or make a scene, but there was no hiding that I was a blubbering mess. Over the color of a fitted sheet. A fitted sheet that we had taken approximately forty-five minutes to pick out. After some deep breaths and some "No, I can't wipe my eyes with that because we're absolutely not buying it," I ran back to the respective sections and switched out seafoam for some plain, old, bleach-able white. (To be fair, I say switched out, but this was another half-hour of complex comparison).
Then crippling indecision struck. I have been waiting, plotting and dreaming of putting together a nest with Jack for so long that it's making this pretty impossible. I am naive enough to think there is a perfect "x" (in this case substitute "fitted sheet") out there for us and that, with some careful shopping it can be ours. At the same time I am practical enough to know that if we do not get perfect "x" if we settle, then we won't go back and replace it, bar a major disaster befalling imperfect "x." You see we are make-do types, and possibly cheap-os to boot. So. Here we are. I want to fall in love with every single thing we bring into our new home and Jack wants to get through this process quickly and sanely. I don't blame him and he gets an extra badge for yesterday, especially after promising to go back with me.
In conclusion: Jack is a lovely man, BB&B is an experience, and, yes, I still love seafoam. I just have commitment issues and ran off with bland white. Also I am eternally grateful to my family for all their help with this. (Above: Seafoam used artfully, via Domino)